FBPP C21

Chapter 21

Ding! Ding!

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Bro, don’t you have fingers? You were supposed to pull the enemy, but instead, you pulled defeat!

Pierre had a skill that could drag both allies and enemies toward him like a magnet. Sometimes it was used to initiate fights, sometimes it was used to pull an ally trapped among enemies. And when Ji-han saw Pierre using the pull not on an enemy but to save the allied ADC, he started throwing criticism.

Ding!

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Hey, I’m curious. Is our team playing some kind of martyr meta? Showing off mechanics through death?
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Is this some secret strategy I don’t know about? Double kidnapping? Or just plain mass suicide?

Ding!

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Ah~~~! This is JinihaniJi-hani~~~! The ADC is dead, and the support followed along and is praying together!

Ding!

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Bro, is there even anyone alive on our team right now? It’s just me and the tank, right? Then does that make the tank a shaman and me the bereaved family?
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): F***! I’m losing it! I don’t even know how to hold a funeral, and my only family has kicked the bucket!

Ding!

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Bro! We’re a team, so why is the game turning out like this??
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Bro, I think you’re largely responsible for our ADC becoming just a mourner role.
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Damn it, is our support’s finger made of jellyfish tentacles? Failed to protect the ADC again!
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Our ADC is 0/5, and instead of protecting, you embrace him and die with him? Is that some kind of columbarium skin?
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): What is this, UNICEF? So peaceful? If the support doesn’t initiate, the melee DPS can’t do anything lol.

Ding!

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Ah~~~ Team Red is heading closer to defeat~~~

Seo Ji-han began going wild. Even though it wasn’t Akashafilban’s fault, because supports had no choice but to follow their ADCs around, Ji-han shoved the ADC’s mess onto Akashafilban instead.

The eternal madness of the legendary tier Han Ji-han Jang was inherited by JinihaniJi-hani, attaching the disgusting title of “bro” and bombarding Akashafilban like a hailstorm.

[Team] OneStepOutOfBlanket (Notrier): Aren’t those two duo? Why are they like that???
[Team] Akashafilban (Pierre): He’s a lunatic.

Even though the duo mark was right there, Ji-han was rampaging in chat like a maniac, so of course, teammates started doubting. But since he was fulfilling the melee carry role so well, it was awkward to criticize, and no one dared to lash out at the carry machine JinihaniJi-hani.

For most people, unless they were unusually proud players, it was an unwritten rule not to provoke the carry machine. After all, as long as you won, nothing else mattered. Losing made you feel bad even in unranked, where ranking didn’t matter, so in ranked where wins and losses directly affected your tier, the atmosphere was ten times more intense.

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Bro, you called me a lunatic? Do you want me to throw?? When you say stuff like that, it makes me really want to throw!

Then, instead of stopping JinihaniJi-hani, teammates turned to stop Akashafilban.

JinihaniJi-hani has slain an enemy.
An ally has been slain.

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Wow, our ADC has 6 deaths? Weird, three seconds ago he was fine, was it lag? LOL! Ah! Our bro must’ve abandoned the ADC!
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Bro! Why did you do that? Even if the ADC is a blind fool who can’t tell the difference between a good fight and a death trap, you should’ve been his eyes!
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): A support worse than a guide dog. At least the pilot should be human, right? Or not? Bro, do you own a dog? Did your puppy press the skills while taking a dump? LOL.
[Team] GwangalliIlJjang (Theodore): Who the hell are you flaming, lmao.

Ding!

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Wow, died again. At this rate, I should major in art. I’m starting to develop an eye from seeing all this s*** smeared everywhere.
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): But seriously, bro, you’re amazing. Even though the ADC feeds like crazy, you always die with him. Are you some kind of loyal retainer? A burial sacrifice? LOL.
[Team] GwangalliIlJjang (Theodore): Seriously, why do you two always die together, lmao.
[Team] OneStepOutOfBlanket (Notrier): But the support’s good, though. All the ult initiations were clean.
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): That’s why it’s weirder! Bro’s skill is good, so why is he suiciding with that ADC? Betting his whole life on it?

JinihaniJi-hani has slain an enemy.
An ally has been slain.
An ally has been slain.

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): I’m seriously curious, okay?? Whenever I kill, you two die. Is this my life documentary? A tragic support documentary? Or the ADC’s death voyage? LOL.

Even though Ji-han couldn’t let go of his rage toward the ADC, he often shot barbs at him indirectly by flaming Akashafilban.

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): But isn’t this insane? Our ADC’s movement confuses us more than the enemies. Is he a spy?
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Our ADC’s suicide performance would piss off even Buddha enough to log out. But our bro keeps covering for him. Damn, it breaks my heart.
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Bro, your body and heart are too weak. You can’t even properly cover him, just die together, and contribute nothing to the team. How do you win 3v5? My melee DPS back is breaking.
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Hey, death counter alert bot, don’t you feel anything??? Does Platinum have boosting too?
[Team] OneStepOutOfBlanket (Notrier): LOL look at him provoke. He’s crossing lines, holy s***.
[Team] GwangalliIlJjang (Theodore): But seriously, what the hell is our ADC even doing?? I’m genuinely curious.

Ding!

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Wow, I’m really curious, DorongTtorong, where did you leave your mechanics? If you left them at home, I’ll call the delivery service.
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Are you holding some kind of spiritual maracas instead of a mouse?? Why aren’t you doing anything?

The teammates were fed up with JinihaniJi-hani’s relentless flaming, but they still watched silently. Because his target was locked clearly on the ADC, and honestly, the ADC really did have a lot of problems.

His mechanics were beyond resuscitation, his understanding of positioning was photosynthesis-level, and every time a teamfight started, he would miraculously be the first to die, looking down from heaven like some kind of legendary ADC.

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Yo, I’m really curious—how do you end up with 1/8/1 and only 8k damage?? I take the kills, I clear the lanes, I farm the units, so what the hell are you even doing??
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): You dive teamfights at the worst timings, worst angles, don’t deal damage, just sign up as a corpse. Unbelievable.
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Ttorong, does pressing Q cook you ramen or something?
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Do you think dying stacks up experience or something, is that why you keep suiciding?

When a carry machine puts on the captain’s armband and flames the feeder on behalf of everyone, it’s usually hailed as refreshing.

This so-called proxy rage had been set ablaze by JinihaniJi-hani, and the spectators were cozy, like sitting by a warm floor-heated room.

It was one of the countless reasons why the fanbase for Han Ji-han Jang was unusually thick.

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Bro!!!!!! Damn it, don’t you pity the melee carry with 14 solo kills?? Stop babysitting the ADC and give me the shield instead! He’s not even your kid, so why are you taking care of him like that??

JinihaniJi-hani is requesting assistance.
JinihaniJi-hani is requesting assistance.
JinihaniJi-hani is requesting assistance.

[Team] GwangalliIlJjang (Theodore): This rampage is legendary. I’ve never seen a duo like this in my life.
[Team] OneStepOutOfBlanket (Notrier): Wait, I think I’ve seen this before. Oh right, I saw it on MeTube. Isn’t this the top-rank rabid dog? LOL.
[Team] GwangalliIlJjang (Theodore): Ah, Han Ji LOL it’s exactly like when he flamed Cloud.

Ding! Ding!

Seo Ji-han wasn’t even in a teamfight—he was farming minions—while spamming assist pings like crazy. After eating up all the kill coins and watching the ADC die like it was mealtime, he’d cleaned out all the lanes and mobs, almost hitting max level, and now he was calling for vision from the support.

It was pure whining.

[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Bro, if I die, this game’s over, got it??? After getting buried alive with the ADC so much, did you get holes in your brain? You’re not coming?
[Team] Akashafilban (Pierre): F***.
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): Bro, are you the nuclear waste disposal team?? You baby that s*** who dies in his own mess, but abandon me, the boy head-of-household? What is this, the worst kind of parent who says “you’re good so you’ll be fine” while neglecting you??
[Team] JinihaniJi-hani (Artilux): If the boy head-of-household leaves home once, do you think your coin income will still be fine???

Pierre: My wall exists to protect.

A blue circular shield appeared around Artilux, sending out a shockwave. The HP of the unit Ji-han was farming dropped to about half, and the chat instantly filled with teammates’ sharp hooks.

[Team] OneStepOutOfBlanket (Notrier): ???
[Team] GwangalliIlJjang (Theodore): ?????? Pierre-bro???

Ji-han, who had been farming thinking he’d hit max level after clearing just this wave, lifted his eyes in a daze.

That crazy bastard had used his ultimate.